Movie reviews from an average guy
Rating B (86/100) Three words Surprising, Unique, Solid Brief Review A unique animated take on the Spider-Man superhero, many different Spider-Man universes collide and multiple “Spider-People” must work together to save their universes. I...
by Theater Creature · Published February 21, 2019 · Last modified February 20, 2019
Rating A (94/100) Three words Emotional, Satisfying, Finale Brief Review The final movie in the How to Train Your Dragon trilogy, Hiccup and Toothless travel to the edge of the Earth in order to...
Rating B (86/100) Three words Almost, Tense, Hyped Brief Review A woman and two children try to survive after a mysterious “force” drives people to commit suicide when they see it. So let me...
by Theater Creature · Published February 8, 2019 · Last modified February 12, 2019
Rating B (85/100) Three words Energetic, Fun, Dampened Brief Review A sequel to the original Lego Movie, this one finds our Lego heroes in a rundown world trying to return their city to its...
Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Documentary, Scandal, Interesting Brief Review The Great Hack is a documentary about the Cambridge Analytica scandal and how big data impacted the 2016 election. I’ll stay apolitical because this...
Looking back on my reviews, I saw a lot of good movies, some pretty bad ones (that you can now avoid) and really everything in between. Overall 2018 was a pretty good year for...
by Theater Creature · Published January 15, 2019 · Last modified February 12, 2019
Rating F (who cares/100) Three words Awful, Boring, Exaggerated Brief Review A pseudo biography/satirical comedy of Vice President Dick Cheney and how powerful he was during his tenure as VP. So clearly my rating...
Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Big, Forced, Cheesy Brief Review Aquaman battles his half-brother to become king of Atlantis in order to stop him from waging war on the world. DC really went big...
Rating B- (80/100) Three words Better, Heartfelt, Average Brief Review A prequel to the Transformers movies that explores the origin of Bumblebee after he is first discovered by a teenage girl named Charlie. This...
Rating B- (81/100) Three words Christmas, Generic, Fine Brief Review A Netflix original about a young girl and her teenage brother who try to film Santa and end up having to save Christmas. This...