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Based on a true story, Ford hires car designer Carroll Shelby to build a race car to beat Ferrari at 24 Hours of Le Mans.

Action / Drama

Ford v Ferrari

Rating B+ (88/100) Three words ‘MERICA, True, Long Brief Review Based on a true story, Ford hires car designer Carroll Shelby to build a race car to beat Ferrari at 24 Hours of Le...

After being very sick, a young woman becomes accustomed to making bad decisions that is until she meets a mysterious guy who changes her life for the better.

Romantic Comedy

Last Christmas

Rating A- (90/100) Three words Cute, Emotional, Heartwarming Brief Review A young woman accustomed to making bad decisions meets a mysterious guy who changes her life for the better. I didn’t really have any...

A private detective with Tourette syndrome tries to solve the murder of his longtime partner and mentor.

Drama / Mystery

Motherless Brooklyn

Rating B- (80/100) Three words Olden, Long, Mystery Brief Review A private detective with Tourette syndrome tries to solve the murder of his longtime partner and mentor. All around Motherless Brooklyn has a much...

A sequel to the refreshingly original Zombieland. The makeshift family continues to survive after the zombie apocalypse while also trying to return to some semblance of normalcy.

Adventure / Comedy

Zombieland: Double Tap

Rating C (75/100) Three words Outrageous, Unnecessary, Sequel Brief Review A sequel to the refreshingly original Zombieland. The makeshift family continues to survive after the zombie apocalypse while also trying to return to some...

Angelina Jolie returns as Maleficent as the sequel to the unique retelling of Snow White.

Action / Family / Fantasy

Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

Rating C (74/100) Three words Darker, Confused, War Brief Review A sequel to the unique retelling of Snow White. Maleficent: Mistress of Evil picks up after the original and continues to develop the relationship...

In Gemini Man, Will Smith plays an aging elite assassin who is suddenly pursued by a younger clone of himself.

Action

Gemini Man

Rating C (74/100) Three words Underwhelming, Action, Unspecial Brief Review An aging elite assassin is targeted by a young assassin who is eerily similar to him. For some reason the advertising for Gemini Man...

After finding a Yeti (Abominable Snowman), a teenager and her friends go on a journey to return it to the Himalayas.

Family

Abominable

Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Young, Cute, Kids Brief Review After discovering a Yeti, a teenager and her friends go on a journey to return it to the Himalayas. The most helpful description of...

Drama / Thriller

Joker

Rating B (84/100) Three words Dark, Unsettling, Unique Brief Review An origin story for the infamous Batman villain, Arthur Fleck is a man that has been disregarded by society and spirals into insanity, ultimately...

In Ad Astra Brad Pitt plays an astronaut who travels to the edge of the solar system in search of his missing father.

Drama / Sci-Fi

Ad Astra

Rating F (zzzzzzzzz/100) Three words Bad, Boring, Confusing Brief Review An astoronaut travels to the edge of the solar system in search of his missing father. Yikes! I expected Ad Astra to be an...

Based on a true story, Hustlers follows a group of NYC strippers who turn the tables on their Wall Street clients.

Drama

Hustlers

Rating B- (81/100) Three words Entertaining, True, JLo Brief Review Inspired by a true story, a group of NYC strippers turn the tables on their Wall Street clients. Hustlers is a movies that I...