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Movie reviews from an average guy

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Eight female con artists try to pull off a heist at the Met Gala.

Action

Ocean’s 8

Rating C (73/100) Three words Slow, Formulaic, Disappointing Brief Review A spin-off of the very popular Ocean’s series, Ocean’s 8 follows a group of female con artists as they try to pull off a...

Comedy

Tag

Rating C (75/100) Three words Ridiculous, Entertaining, True Brief Review Tag is a true story (but definitely exaggerated for the movie) about a group of adults who have been playing a continuous game of...

A nurse (Jodie Foster) runs an underground hospital called Hotel Artemis that only serves criminal.

Action / Mystery

Hotel Artemis

Rating C (74/100) Three words Original, Underdeveloped, Small Brief Review Hotel Artemis follows a nurse who runs an underground hospital for criminals. The best part about this movie is the originality of it. The...

A blue collar worker who is left behind in the age of technology, only to get a computer chip implanted into his brain to hunt down his wife’s killers.

Action / Sci-Fi

Upgrade

Rating D (65/100) Three words Boring, Formulaic, Excessive Brief Review Upgrade is about a blue-collar worker who is left behind in the age of technology, only to get a computer chip implanted into his...

Adrift tells the incredible true story of two young sailors who struggle to survive for 41 days after being wrecked at sea.

Drama

Adrift

Rating A- (90/100) Three words True, Emotional, Whipsaw Brief Review Adrift is based on the true story of Tami Oldham and Richard Sharp as they try to survive for 41 days after their ship...

Solo is an origin story of one of the most iconic movie characters of all time, Han Solo.

Action / Adventure

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Rating B- (82/100) Three words Heist, Fun, Inconsequential Brief Review Solo is the second spin-off story in the new Star Wars universe (the first being Rogue One) and serves as an origin story for...

Melissa McCarthy plays a sweet and overprotective mother who goes back to college, with her daughter, after being divorced by her husband.

Comedy

Life of the Party

Rating C+ (77/100) Three words Stereotypical, Predictable, Impractical Brief Review Melissa McCarthy plays a stereotypical overprotective mother who goes back to college after her husband divorces her. Luckily for the movie, Melissa McCarthy is...

A billionaire falls off of his yacht only to develop amnesia and be tricked into thinking he is married to a single, working-class mother.

Romantic Comedy

Overboard

Rating C (75/100) Three words Cheesy, Cute, Remake Brief Review Overboard is a remake of the of a 1987 movie about a rich billionaire that develops amnesia and is tricked into thinking he is...

An exhausted mother of 3 hires a night nanny to help watch her newborn, and over time the two develop a special bond.

Drama

Tully

Rating B- (82/100) Three words Relatable, Sincere, Realistic Brief Review An exhausted mother of 3 hires a night nanny to help watch her newborn, and over time the two develop a special bond. This...

Dwayne Johnson tries to stop three giant, mutated animals as they rampage throughout Chicago.

Action

Rampage

Rating C- (2/5) Three words Blah, Destruction, Uninspiring Brief Review Rampage is based on a popular video game series in which giant animals run around destroying cities. Unfortunately, there is not much more to...