Parasite
Rating A- (92/100) Three words Wild, Unexpected, Foreign Brief Review A struggling low-income family takes on various jobs for a wealthy family. First thing first, Parasite is a South Korean movie so it is...
Movie reviews from an average guy
by Theater Creature · Published February 10, 2020 · Last modified February 9, 2020
Rating A- (92/100) Three words Wild, Unexpected, Foreign Brief Review A struggling low-income family takes on various jobs for a wealthy family. First thing first, Parasite is a South Korean movie so it is...
The Domination of Disney Reflecting on my year of reviews, a couple general observations. First and foremost, this year was basically dominated by Disney. Whether it was Disney animation, Pixar, live-action remakes, Marvel or...
Rating B+ (87/100) Three words Engaging, Cinematic, Walking Brief Review Two British soldiers are given an order to deliver a warning to a commander that he is about to walk into a trap. So...
Rating F (6/100) Three words Horrendous, Boring, Depressing Brief Review Marriage Story follows a family as they struggle to navigate the challenging process of divorce. If you have ever had the thought “boy I...
Rating B- (81/100) Three words Weird, Fun, Young Brief Review A smooth talking cool spy teams up with a weird and awkward but brilliant young scientist in order to save the world. Spies in...
Rating A (93/100) Three words Heartfelt, Emotional, Delightful Brief Review Based on the classic book, Little Women is a coming-of-age story of four sisters all trying to make their own way as women in...
by Theater Creature · Published January 8, 2020 · Last modified January 5, 2020
Rating 85 (B/100) Three words Solid, Finale, Heartfelt Brief Review The finale to the newest Star Wars trilogy and the culmination of the greater nine movie Star Wars arc. Clearly you have to at...
by Theater Creature · Published January 6, 2020 · Last modified January 5, 2020
Rating C (76/100) Three words Ok, Disappointing, Unnecessary Brief Review After going their separate ways for college, the group returns to Jumanji with some new faces. I really enjoyed the previous Jumanji movie so...
Rating 84 (B/100) Three words Frantic, Chaotic, Tense Brief Review A New York City jeweler gets caught up in the world of high stakes gambling. Uncut Gems has a lot of potential and has...
by Theater Creature · Published December 16, 2019 · Last modified December 15, 2019
Rating A- (90/100) Three words Entertaining, Comedy, Ridiculous Brief Review Shortly after his 85 birthday party, a famous crime novelist dies and everyone in the family is a suspect. I really enjoyed Knives Out....