Theater Creature Reviews

Movie reviews from an average guy

Tagged: 2018

A traumatized veteran, unafraid of violence, tracks down missing girls for a living. When a job spins out of control, Joe's nightmares overtake him as a conspiracy is uncovered leading to what may be his death trip or his awakening.

Drama

You Were Never Really Here

Rating F (0/5) Three words Awful, Boring, Skip Brief Review This is actually one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. I have no idea how the other reviews for it are...

A family is forced to live in near silence after monsters that hunt based on sound have wiped out most of the population.

Thriller

A Quiet Place

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Quiet, Sensory, Almost Brief Review After monsters that hunt based on sound have wiped out most of the population, a family is forced to survive in near silence. Although...

Three parents try to stop their teenage daughters from having sex on their prom night.

Comedy

Blockers

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Ridiculous, Funny, Raunchy Brief Review Blockers is a raunchy comedy that focuses on the parents of three high school seniors who make a pact to lose their virginity on...

Based on the popular video game Tomb Raider and a remake of the 2001 film, Tomb Raider follows Lara Croft as she follows clues to a secret tomb left behind by her missing father.

Action

Tomb Raider

Rating C+ (2.5/5) Three words Gritty, Remake, Mediocre Brief Review Based on the popular video game series and a remake of the 2001 film, Tomb Raider tells the story of Lara Croft as she...

In 2045, Earth is a depressing place. To avoid it, people spend their time in a virtual reality world. A group of teenage gamers must fight to save both their virtual reality world and the real world.

Action / Adventure

Ready Player One

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Nerdy, Extravagant, Nostalgic Brief Review In the year 2045, Earth has become a run down and depressing place. In order to escape the dreary reality, people spend much of...

Jennifer Lawrence plays a former ballerina that is forced into a secret Russian intelligencey in order to secure highly classified information.

Drama / Thriller

Red Sparrow

Rating C+ (3/5) Three words Intense, Brutal, Complex Brief Review Red Sparrow is about a Russian ballerina that is forced into a secret intelligence agency called the Red Sparrows. These agents specialize in the...

Natalie Portman plays a biologist who leads a team into an unknown phenomena called "Area X" where nature becomes severely distorted.

Sci-Fi

Annihilation

Rating B- (3/5) Three words Existential, Weird, Mind-Blowing Brief Review Annihilation follows Natalie Portman who plays a biologist and former soldier that leads an expedition into “Area X”, an unknown phenomena where nature becomes...

A group of friends' weekly game night takes a turn when their "murder mystery party" turns out to be more realistic than they thought.

Comedy

Game Night

Rating B+ (4/5) Three words Funny, Ridiculous, Original Brief Review Game Night is about a group of friends’ weekly game night that takes a turn when they try a murder mystery party that turns...

Chadwick Boseman plays the king of a highly advanced African country and a superhero called "Black Panther".

Action

Black Panther

Rating B+ (4/5) Three words Cultural, Superhero, Different Brief Review Black Panther follows the newly crowned king of a super advanced African country as a vengeful outsider challenges his claim. As a huge fan...

Margot Robbie plays the infamous Tonya Harding in a dark comedy about her rise and fall from fame.

Comedy / Drama

I, Tonya

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Dark, Interesting, Sympathetic Brief Review I, Tonya is based on one of the most unique American sports figures in history, Olympic skater Tonya Harding. The movie is less about...