Theater Creature Reviews

Movie reviews from an average guy

Tagged: 2018

A blue collar worker who is left behind in the age of technology, only to get a computer chip implanted into his brain to hunt down his wife’s killers.

Action / Sci-Fi

Upgrade

Rating D (65/100) Three words Boring, Formulaic, Excessive Brief Review Upgrade is about a blue-collar worker who is left behind in the age of technology, only to get a computer chip implanted into his...

Adrift tells the incredible true story of two young sailors who struggle to survive for 41 days after being wrecked at sea.

Drama

Adrift

Rating A- (90/100) Three words True, Emotional, Whipsaw Brief Review Adrift is based on the true story of Tami Oldham and Richard Sharp as they try to survive for 41 days after their ship...

Solo is an origin story of one of the most iconic movie characters of all time, Han Solo.

Action / Adventure

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Rating B- (82/100) Three words Heist, Fun, Inconsequential Brief Review Solo is the second spin-off story in the new Star Wars universe (the first being Rogue One) and serves as an origin story for...

Melissa McCarthy plays a sweet and overprotective mother who goes back to college, with her daughter, after being divorced by her husband.

Comedy

Life of the Party

Rating C+ (77/100) Three words Stereotypical, Predictable, Impractical Brief Review Melissa McCarthy plays a stereotypical overprotective mother who goes back to college after her husband divorces her. Luckily for the movie, Melissa McCarthy is...

A billionaire falls off of his yacht only to develop amnesia and be tricked into thinking he is married to a single, working-class mother.

Romantic Comedy

Overboard

Rating C (75/100) Three words Cheesy, Cute, Remake Brief Review Overboard is a remake of the of a 1987 movie about a rich billionaire that develops amnesia and is tricked into thinking he is...

An exhausted mother of 3 hires a night nanny to help watch her newborn, and over time the two develop a special bond.

Drama

Tully

Rating B- (82/100) Three words Relatable, Sincere, Realistic Brief Review An exhausted mother of 3 hires a night nanny to help watch her newborn, and over time the two develop a special bond. This...

Dwayne Johnson tries to stop three giant, mutated animals as they rampage throughout Chicago.

Action

Rampage

Rating C- (2/5) Three words Blah, Destruction, Uninspiring Brief Review Rampage is based on a popular video game series in which giant animals run around destroying cities. Unfortunately, there is not much more to...

A biography about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, her rise to the Supreme Court and her legacy.

Documentary

RBG

Rating B (85/100) Three words Biography, Informative, Icon Brief Review A biography about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, her rise to the Supreme Court and her legacy. This is a pretty solid documentary...

The culmination of the last 10 years of the MCU, Avengers Inifity War is an exceptional first part in the two part finale.

Action

Avengers: Infinity War

Rating A (5/5) Three words Whoa, Consequential, Culmination Brief Review First and foremost, this movie is not really a standalone movie, so the rating assumes that you have seen most (or all) of the...

Based on the best selling book, A Wrinkle In Time follows three young children as they search for their father lost in space.

Family

A Wrinkle In Time

Rating D (1/5) Three words Confusing, Lost, Bland Brief Review Based on the best-selling children’s novel, A Wrinkle In Time is truly lost. I remember being confused by the book and the movie is...