Movie reviews from an average guy
Rating B (86/100) Three words Surprising, Unique, Solid Brief Review A unique animated take on the Spider-Man superhero, many different Spider-Man universes collide and multiple “Spider-People” must work together to save their universes. I...
Rating B (86/100) Three words Almost, Tense, Hyped Brief Review A woman and two children try to survive after a mysterious “force” drives people to commit suicide when they see it. So let me...
Looking back on my reviews, I saw a lot of good movies, some pretty bad ones (that you can now avoid) and really everything in between. Overall 2018 was a pretty good year for...
by Theater Creature · Published January 15, 2019 · Last modified February 12, 2019
Rating F (who cares/100) Three words Awful, Boring, Exaggerated Brief Review A pseudo biography/satirical comedy of Vice President Dick Cheney and how powerful he was during his tenure as VP. So clearly my rating...
Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Big, Forced, Cheesy Brief Review Aquaman battles his half-brother to become king of Atlantis in order to stop him from waging war on the world. DC really went big...
Rating B- (80/100) Three words Better, Heartfelt, Average Brief Review A prequel to the Transformers movies that explores the origin of Bumblebee after he is first discovered by a teenage girl named Charlie. This...
Rating B- (81/100) Three words Christmas, Generic, Fine Brief Review A Netflix original about a young girl and her teenage brother who try to film Santa and end up having to save Christmas. This...
Rating C (74/100) Three words Slow, Forgettable, Busy Brief Review After a failed heist kills an entire team of con men, their widows are forced to take up the next job in order to...
Rating B+ (87/100) Three words Inspiring, Solid, Rocky Brief Review A sequel to Creed and a spin-off of the Rocky movies, Apollo Creed’s son fights Ivan Drago’s son in a true family feud. Sure...
Rating B (84/100) Three words Fine, Confused, Sequel Brief Review A sequel to the excellent Wreck-It Ralph, Ralph and Vanellope leave their arcade games and enter the world of the internet. Not that this is...