Theater Creature Reviews Blog

In a futuristic society that consists of a mix of humans and cyborgs, a teenage cyborg who was left for scrap is rescued and given second chance.

Alita: Battle Angel

Rating B (83/100) Three words Mixed, Potential, Intriguing Brief Review In a futuristic society that consists of a mix of humans and cyborgs, a teenage cyborg who was left for scrap is rescued and...

After a villain's machine goes wrong, multiple versions of Spider-Man must work together to save their respective dimension.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider Verse

Rating B (86/100) Three words Surprising, Unique, Solid Brief Review A unique animated take on the Spider-Man superhero, many different Spider-Man universes collide and multiple “Spider-People” must work together to save their universes. I...

A woman and two children try to survive after a mysterious “force” drives people to commit suicide when they see it.

Bird Box

Rating B (86/100) Three words Almost, Tense, Hyped Brief Review A woman and two children try to survive after a mysterious “force” drives people to commit suicide when they see it. So let me...

Lego heroes try to save their city from the Lego Duplo invaders.

The Lego Movie 2

Rating B (85/100) Three words Energetic, Fun, Dampened Brief Review A sequel to the original Lego Movie, this one finds our Lego heroes in a rundown world trying to return their city to its...

The Great Hack is a documentary about the Cambridge Analytica scandal and how big data impacted the 2016 election.

The Great Hack

Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Documentary, Scandal, Interesting Brief Review The Great Hack is a documentary about the Cambridge Analytica scandal and how big data impacted the 2016 election. I’ll stay apolitical because this...

Five of my favorite movies from 2018.

Best and Worst Movies of 2018

Looking back on my reviews, I saw a lot of good movies, some pretty bad ones (that you can now avoid) and really everything in between. Overall 2018 was a pretty good year for...

A hybrid biography/satirical comedy about Vice President Dick Cheney and just how powerful he was during his tenure as VP.

Vice

Rating F (who cares/100) Three words Awful, Boring, Exaggerated Brief Review A pseudo biography/satirical comedy of Vice President Dick Cheney and how powerful he was during his tenure as VP. So clearly my rating...

Aquaman battles his half-brother to become king of Atlantis in order to stop him from waging war on the world.

Aquaman

Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Big, Forced, Cheesy Brief Review Aquaman battles his half-brother to become king of Atlantis in order to stop him from waging war on the world. DC really went big...

A prequel to the Transformers movies that explores the origin of Bumblebee after he is first discovered by a teenage girl named Charlie.

Bumblebee

Rating B- (80/100) Three words Better, Heartfelt, Average Brief Review A prequel to the Transformers movies that explores the origin of Bumblebee after he is first discovered by a teenage girl named Charlie. This...