Sonic the Hedgehog
Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Fixed, Cheesy, Watchable Brief Review Sonic the Hedgehog is based on the classic video game and follows Sonic and his new friend on Earth as they save Sonic from...
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Birds of Prey
Rating C+ (79/100) Three words Ludicrous, Fun, Familiar Brief Review After breaking up with the Joker, Harley Quinn is no longer off-limits to those she has wronged over the years. I had a whirlwind...
Parasite
Rating A- (92/100) Three words Wild, Unexpected, Foreign Brief Review A struggling low-income family takes on various jobs for a wealthy family. First thing first, Parasite is a South Korean movie so it is...
Miss Americana
Rating B (86/100) Three words Documentary, Evolution, Personal Brief Review Miss Americana is a documentary about Taylor Swift and her evolution throughout her career. Firstly, full disclaimer, I’m a big fan of Taylor Swift’s...
The Gentlemen
Rating B (84/100) Three words Gangsters, Fun, Explicit Brief Review An American businessman in England is looking to sell his underground marijuana empire when word of a potential sale gets out. This is kind...
Bad Boys for Life
Rating A- (92/100) Three words Solid, Improvement, Cops Brief Review Almost two decades after the previous movie, Bad Boys for Life sees aging police partners Will Smith and Martin Lawrence team up again to...
Best and Worst Movies of 2019
The Domination of Disney Reflecting on my year of reviews, a couple general observations. First and foremost, this year was basically dominated by Disney. Whether it was Disney animation, Pixar, live-action remakes, Marvel or...
1917
Rating B+ (87/100) Three words Engaging, Cinematic, Walking Brief Review Two British soldiers are given an order to deliver a warning to a commander that he is about to walk into a trap. So...
Dolittle
Rating D (66/100) Three words Uninspired, Dull, Blah Brief Review A veterinarian who can talk to animals goes on a journey to save the Queen of England. For some reason I had high expectations...
Marriage Story
Rating F (6/100) Three words Horrendous, Boring, Depressing Brief Review Marriage Story follows a family as they struggle to navigate the challenging process of divorce. If you have ever had the thought “boy I...