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The Guardians of the Galaxy are hired to protect precious batteries while Peter discovers his long lost father.

Action / Comedy

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Rating B (84/100) Three words Solid, Funny, Enjoyable Brief Review The Guardians of the Galaxy are hired to protect precious batteries while Peter discovers his long lost father. Just like the original, Guardians of...

A live action remake of Disney's classic Beauty and the Beast.

Family

Beauty and the Beast

Rating B (84/100) Three words Remake, Classic, Nostalgic Brief Review A live-action remake of Disney’s classic Beauty and the Beast. This movie goes back to the classic feel good Disney children’s movie. Not much...

Rogue One follows a group of rebel soldiers who set out to steal the plans for the Death Star in order to figure out how to destroy it.

Action / Adventure / Sci-Fi

Rogue One

Rating A (97/100) Three words Emotional, Great, Whoa Brief Review A group of rebel soldiers set out to steal the plans for the Death Star in order to destroy it. Rogue One might actually...

In ancient Polynesia, a teenage girl sets out on a journey across the sea in order to save her people from an ancient curse.

Family

Moana

Rating A (94/100) Three words Music, Happy, Cultural Brief Review In ancient Polynesia, a teenage girl journeys across the sea in order to save her village from an ancient curse. While Moana may not...

A Spin-off of the Harry Potter series, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them follows a magical zoologist as he tries to round up a group of magical creatures he lost in New York City.

Adventure / Fantasy

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

Rating C (75/100) Three words Underwhelming, Average, Spin-Off Brief Review A spin-off of the Harry Potter series, Fantastic Beasts follows a wizard as he attempts to collect magical creatures that he accidentally lets loose...

Matt Damon returns as ex-CIA agent Jason Bourne to learn why he originally joined the CIA.

Action

Jason Bourne

Rating C (75/100) Three words Slow, Disappointing, Computers Brief Review Jason Bourne returns after years of hiding to figure out how he began in the secretive CIA spy program. I am a huge fan...

After using their street magic to expose crooked people in power in the first movie, the four magicians return, but this time they are the ones being pursued.

Adventure / Mystery

Now You See Me 2

Rating C (76/100) Three words Ok, Disappointing, Excessive Brief Review After using their street magic to expose a crooked billionaire in the first movie, the four magicians return, but this time they are the...

A very wealthy and nerdy hedge fund manager enlists the help of a black man (who he assumes has gone to jail) to prepare him for his time in jail.

Comedy

Get Hard

Rating C+ (2.5/5) Three words Juvenile, Typical, Edgy Brief Review A nerdy, rich hedge fund manager is sentenced to time in prison, so he enlists the help of a goody two shoes black man...

James Bond is sent on a secret mission from the dead M to hunt down a new secret terrorist organization.

Action / Adventure

Spectre

Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Average, Slow, Forgettable Brief Review After receiving a message from the dead M, James Bond is sent on a mission to uncover a new terrorist organization, while also dealing...

A reboot of the popular franchise, the deserter Max teams up with a women to rebel against a tyrant.

Action / Adventure

Mad Max: Fury Road

Rating B (85/100) Three words Chase, Dystopia, Chaotic Brief Review I haven’t seen the original Mad Max movies, so I am still not entirely sure if this movie is a sequel or a reboot....