Theater Creature Reviews

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Dwayne Johnson tries to stop three giant, mutated animals as they rampage throughout Chicago.

Action

Rampage

Rating C- (2/5) Three words Blah, Destruction, Uninspiring Brief Review Rampage is based on a popular video game series in which giant animals run around destroying cities. Unfortunately, there is not much more to...

A biography about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, her rise to the Supreme Court and her legacy.

Documentary

RBG

Rating B (85/100) Three words Biography, Informative, Icon Brief Review A biography about Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg, her rise to the Supreme Court and her legacy. This is a pretty solid documentary...

The culmination of the last 10 years of the MCU, Avengers Inifity War is an exceptional first part in the two part finale.

Action

Avengers: Infinity War

Rating A (5/5) Three words Whoa, Consequential, Culmination Brief Review First and foremost, this movie is not really a standalone movie, so the rating assumes that you have seen most (or all) of the...

Based on the best selling book, A Wrinkle In Time follows three young children as they search for their father lost in space.

Family

A Wrinkle In Time

Rating D (1/5) Three words Confusing, Lost, Bland Brief Review Based on the best-selling children’s novel, A Wrinkle In Time is truly lost. I remember being confused by the book and the movie is...

A traumatized veteran, unafraid of violence, tracks down missing girls for a living. When a job spins out of control, Joe's nightmares overtake him as a conspiracy is uncovered leading to what may be his death trip or his awakening.

Drama

You Were Never Really Here

Rating F (0/5) Three words Awful, Boring, Skip Brief Review This is actually one of the worst movies that I have ever seen. I have no idea how the other reviews for it are...

A family is forced to live in near silence after monsters that hunt based on sound have wiped out most of the population.

Thriller

A Quiet Place

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Quiet, Sensory, Almost Brief Review After monsters that hunt based on sound have wiped out most of the population, a family is forced to survive in near silence. Although...

Three parents try to stop their teenage daughters from having sex on their prom night.

Comedy

Blockers

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Ridiculous, Funny, Raunchy Brief Review Blockers is a raunchy comedy that focuses on the parents of three high school seniors who make a pact to lose their virginity on...

Based on the popular video game Tomb Raider and a remake of the 2001 film, Tomb Raider follows Lara Croft as she follows clues to a secret tomb left behind by her missing father.

Action

Tomb Raider

Rating C+ (2.5/5) Three words Gritty, Remake, Mediocre Brief Review Based on the popular video game series and a remake of the 2001 film, Tomb Raider tells the story of Lara Croft as she...

In 2045, Earth is a depressing place. To avoid it, people spend their time in a virtual reality world. A group of teenage gamers must fight to save both their virtual reality world and the real world.

Action / Adventure

Ready Player One

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Nerdy, Extravagant, Nostalgic Brief Review In the year 2045, Earth has become a run down and depressing place. In order to escape the dreary reality, people spend much of...

Jennifer Lawrence plays a former ballerina that is forced into a secret Russian intelligencey in order to secure highly classified information.

Drama / Thriller

Red Sparrow

Rating C+ (3/5) Three words Intense, Brutal, Complex Brief Review Red Sparrow is about a Russian ballerina that is forced into a secret intelligence agency called the Red Sparrows. These agents specialize in the...