Theater Creature Reviews

Movie reviews from an average guy

Category: Action

Scott Lang has to deal with the consequences of being a superhero in the aftermath of Captain America: CIvil War.

Action / Comedy

Ant Man and The Wasp

Rating B (85/100) Three words Silly, Light, Simple Brief Review A sequel to Ant Man that follows Scott Lang as he deals with the consequences of being a super hero. Where a lot of...

A sequel to the popular original, Deadpool 2 continues the raunchy and over-the-top nature that made the first one so popular.

Action / Comedy

Deadpool 2

Rating A (94/100) Three words Hilarious, Excessive, Raunchy Brief Review A sequel to the very popular original, Deadpool is not a normal superhero, so don’t expect a normal superhero movie. This movie does everything...

Eight female con artists try to pull off a heist at the Met Gala.

Action

Ocean’s 8

Rating C (73/100) Three words Slow, Formulaic, Disappointing Brief Review A spin-off of the very popular Ocean’s series, Ocean’s 8 follows a group of female con artists as they try to pull off a...

A nurse (Jodie Foster) runs an underground hospital called Hotel Artemis that only serves criminal.

Action / Mystery

Hotel Artemis

Rating C (74/100) Three words Original, Underdeveloped, Small Brief Review Hotel Artemis follows a nurse who runs an underground hospital for criminals. The best part about this movie is the originality of it. The...

A blue collar worker who is left behind in the age of technology, only to get a computer chip implanted into his brain to hunt down his wife’s killers.

Action / Sci-Fi

Upgrade

Rating D (65/100) Three words Boring, Formulaic, Excessive Brief Review Upgrade is about a blue-collar worker who is left behind in the age of technology, only to get a computer chip implanted into his...

Solo is an origin story of one of the most iconic movie characters of all time, Han Solo.

Action / Adventure

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Rating B- (82/100) Three words Heist, Fun, Inconsequential Brief Review Solo is the second spin-off story in the new Star Wars universe (the first being Rogue One) and serves as an origin story for...

Dwayne Johnson tries to stop three giant, mutated animals as they rampage throughout Chicago.

Action

Rampage

Rating C- (2/5) Three words Blah, Destruction, Uninspiring Brief Review Rampage is based on a popular video game series in which giant animals run around destroying cities. Unfortunately, there is not much more to...

The culmination of the last 10 years of the MCU, Avengers Inifity War is an exceptional first part in the two part finale.

Action

Avengers: Infinity War

Rating A (5/5) Three words Whoa, Consequential, Culmination Brief Review First and foremost, this movie is not really a standalone movie, so the rating assumes that you have seen most (or all) of the...

Based on the popular video game Tomb Raider and a remake of the 2001 film, Tomb Raider follows Lara Croft as she follows clues to a secret tomb left behind by her missing father.

Action

Tomb Raider

Rating C+ (2.5/5) Three words Gritty, Remake, Mediocre Brief Review Based on the popular video game series and a remake of the 2001 film, Tomb Raider tells the story of Lara Croft as she...

In 2045, Earth is a depressing place. To avoid it, people spend their time in a virtual reality world. A group of teenage gamers must fight to save both their virtual reality world and the real world.

Action / Adventure

Ready Player One

Rating B (3.5/5) Three words Nerdy, Extravagant, Nostalgic Brief Review In the year 2045, Earth has become a run down and depressing place. In order to escape the dreary reality, people spend much of...