Alita: Battle Angel
Rating B (83/100) Three words Mixed, Potential, Intriguing Brief Review In a futuristic society that consists of a mix of humans and cyborgs, a teenage cyborg who was left for scrap is rescued and...
Movie reviews from an average guy
by Theater Creature · Published March 5, 2019 · Last modified March 4, 2019
Rating B (83/100) Three words Mixed, Potential, Intriguing Brief Review In a futuristic society that consists of a mix of humans and cyborgs, a teenage cyborg who was left for scrap is rescued and...
Rating B (86/100) Three words Surprising, Unique, Solid Brief Review A unique animated take on the Spider-Man superhero, many different Spider-Man universes collide and multiple “Spider-People” must work together to save their universes. I...
Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Big, Forced, Cheesy Brief Review Aquaman battles his half-brother to become king of Atlantis in order to stop him from waging war on the world. DC really went big...
Rating B- (80/100) Three words Better, Heartfelt, Average Brief Review A prequel to the Transformers movies that explores the origin of Bumblebee after he is first discovered by a teenage girl named Charlie. This...
Rating B+ (87/100) Three words Inspiring, Solid, Rocky Brief Review A sequel to Creed and a spin-off of the Rocky movies, Apollo Creed’s son fights Ivan Drago’s son in a true family feud. Sure...
Rating D+ (68/100) Three words Ridiculous, Bad, Disappointing Brief Review Based on the popular Spider-man nemesis/anti-hero, Venom follows a down and out reporter who accidentally becomes the host of an alien symbiote that gives...
Rating C (76/100) Three words Violent, Simple, Revenge Brief Review After her husband and daughter are murdered by gang members, a mother sets out for revenge. This movie is exactly what I thought it...
by Theater Creature · Published August 19, 2018 · Last modified November 23, 2018
Rating C- (71/100) Three words Gritty, Exaggerated, Forgettable Brief Review Set 20,000 years ago, Alpha follows a teenage boy who is left for dead after a bison hunt and an injured wolf as they...
Rating A- (92/100) Three words Impossible, Spy, Action Brief Review Tom Cruise returns as international spy Ethan Hunt, as he tries to save the world from a mission gone wrong. Even though this is...
by Theater Creature · Published August 3, 2018 · Last modified September 18, 2019
Rating C- (72/100) Three words Underwhelming, Formulaic, Potential Brief Review Based on a book series, a disease kills most of the world’s children, however those that survive are left with special abilities. I generally...