Movie reviews from an average guy
Rating B- (81/100) In Three Words Average, Superhero, Generic Brief Review I’ll remember Black Widow more for being back in a movie theater than I will for the movie itself. As for the actual...
Rating B (85/100) In Three Words Continuation, Quiet, Tense Brief Review A sequel to A Quiet Place. Following the first movie, the Abbot family is forced to venture into the outside world. I loved...
Rating B- (80/100) Three words Slow, Normal, Unfocused Brief Review The King of Staten Island is a semi-autobiographical movie based on Pete Davidson’s life as an unmotivated young adult who is seemingly content with...
Rating A- (91/100) Three words Broadway, Rapping, Cultural Brief Review First off, this is a taping of a live show of the famous Broadway musical featuring the original cast, not a recreated movie. The...
by Theater Creature · Published August 12, 2020 · Last modified August 11, 2020
Rating C- (71/100) Three words Slow, Confused, Infinite Brief Review The black sheep of the family gets trapped in time loop forcing her to relive her sister’s wedding everyday. Palm Springs really disappointed me....
The Domination of Disney Reflecting on my year of reviews, a couple general observations. First and foremost, this year was basically dominated by Disney. Whether it was Disney animation, Pixar, live-action remakes, Marvel or...
Looking back on my reviews, I saw a lot of good movies, some pretty bad ones (that you can now avoid) and really everything in between. Overall 2018 was a pretty good year for...
Rating B- (81/100) In Three Words Average, Superhero, Generic Brief Review I’ll remember Black Widow more for being back in a movie theater than I will for the movie itself. As for the actual...
Rating B (85/100) In Three Words Continuation, Quiet, Tense Brief Review A sequel to A Quiet Place. Following the first movie, the Abbot family is forced to venture into the outside world. I loved...
Rating B- (80/100) Three words Slow, Normal, Unfocused Brief Review The King of Staten Island is a semi-autobiographical movie based on Pete Davidson’s life as an unmotivated young adult who is seemingly content with...
Rating A- (91/100) Three words Broadway, Rapping, Cultural Brief Review First off, this is a taping of a live show of the famous Broadway musical featuring the original cast, not a recreated movie. The...
by Theater Creature · Published August 12, 2020 · Last modified August 11, 2020
Rating C- (71/100) Three words Slow, Confused, Infinite Brief Review The black sheep of the family gets trapped in time loop forcing her to relive her sister’s wedding everyday. Palm Springs really disappointed me....
Rating C+ (78/100) Three words Funny, Cringey, Stupid Brief Review Months after a horrible blind date with a girl named Missy, a businessman tries to take his new dream girl, also named Missy, on...
Rating B- (80/100) Three words Decent, Formulaic, Inspiring Brief Review A former standout basketball player returns to his high school to turn both his life and the team around. The Way Back is a...
Rating C- (71/100) Three words Average, Basic, Mediocre Brief Review A former police detective teams up with his roommate to unwrap a conspiracy around the murder of two Boston policemen. I honestly don’t have...
Rating B- (82/100) Three words Emotional, Brothers, Adventure Brief Review Onward is about two elf brothers, one slacker and one goody-two shoes, who go on an adventure in order to spend one last day...
Rating C (74/100) Three words Cheesy, Wholesome, Cute Brief Review Based on the classic book, The Call of the Wild, is about a giant, big-hearted dog named Buck who gets kidnapped to become a...